Santa Baby

Several years back, on a business trip, I picked up a book in the airport bookstore. The back cover said things like 'fantasy, Santa, fairy tale for adults' and I decided it was just my speed. Halfway through the flight, I was hooked. It was porn! Erotica of the most gruesomely erotic! I was amazed that it was being sold in an airport shop, and tittered at the joke being pulled on the normals.

The book was called Santa Steps Out. I imagine you can still pick it up on abebooks.

The gist was this...Santa, the horny old man, is really the pagan god Pan. His exploits with human females, Mrs. Claus, the Tooth Fairy, etc....are just, well, deliciously obscene.

Since then, I've written some very detailed letters to Santa about what I want under MY tree.