Propositions

There was a smut store near my high school, and I was one of the few daring enough to go in. The Purple Onion, it was called. I suppose I expected one of those hybrid head shops/kink stores, but it was full-on dirty movies, mags, and...video booths.

I remember seeing a mag full of hermaphrodites, which may explain why I have such a fetish for big clit/tranny porn. In case that is something you were interested in knowing about me. But then, I have a fetish for just about any kind of porn.

I convinced friends of mine to go in with me, once. A couple, and they were far more sexually active than I was, so it seemed fitting - Stacy and Danny, in the land of -y, -ie, or -i names. Stacy struck up a conversation with Roy the clerk, who told her a story about a woman who came in and asked if she could have the largest dildo free if she could fit it inside her (it was 20 inches, and yes it fit, and yes she got it for free). I'm sure the story was false, just this old man's way of chatting up an 18 year old. 

In the meantime, Danny and I ventured into the booth area. I remember using my foot to turn the channels, like you sometimes do to flush a toilet in a public restroom. Danny and I were entranced, watching all of this SEX. Neither of us noticed the man who came into the booth with us until he spoke. I don't recall his exact words, but it was definitely a proposition. Something about he and his wife and such an attractive young couple as ourselves.

We both froze and politely said no, but thanks. I wonder, though, what Danny's reason was...because mine was simply that I was not part of that couple. Otherwise, I believe I would have jumped right in.

Oh, and the purpose for the visit that day...my boyfriend/future husband needed a little ego adjustment and a bit of payback for a few sins committed, so I was buying him a copy of the book, 'Boot Camp Cocksuckers.' That and a pair of silk boxers were delivered to him the following week at USMC boot camp.