Really, I Can't Resist...

I think it must be vanity, wanting to share little pieces of my flesh with you.

1. Do you like bleu cheese?
Does anyone not get that the BLEU part is MOLD?

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Nope, and not interested.

3. Do you own a gun?
Is THAT what's in your pocket, Mister?

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I can't remember the last time I went to Sonic, so let's change that to Starbucks. And the answer is a shot of espresso and sometimes a bit of hazelnut.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Not in the least. I find doctors to be calming, reassuring, authoritative and...oh no. Another fetish.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Anything that is a byproduct shouldn't go in your body. (But I love 'em, dang it, specially the ones at baseball parks).

7. Favorite Christmas Song?
Baby, It's Cold Outside, but I'm not sure how much that is about Christmas.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee, and lots of it.

9. Can you do push ups?
Probably not.

10. What was the name of your first girlfriend/boyfriend?
It was 5th grade. I remember he gave me a ring from Avon. I don't remember his name now...

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
My commit to me band, with the words 'to thine own self be true' engraved on the inside.

12. Favorite hobby?
Reading. Unless masturbation counts.

13. Do you work with people who idolize you?
I hope not.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
I'm not sure I underst...hey, look at the birdy. (No, I don't. I'm actually very focused).

15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
Procrastination.

16. Middle name?
Something very country.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
a)Who gets adult acne, really? this is so big I'm giving it a name. Esther. I hope it's gone by Wednesday.
b)I still haven't gone shopping.
c)Isn't there any chocoloate in the house?

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
a) paper
c) lunch
d) coffee

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
a) coffee
b) water
c) sprite

20. Current worry right now?
Nothing. I'm on a two-week vacation.

21. Current hate right now?
Hate is such a strong word...oh yeah. Sarah Palin.

22. Favorite place to be?
A log cabin during winter, with a fireplace, in the mountains of East Tennessee.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Watching the ball drop. Alone. Sniff.

24. Where would you like to go?
Iceland. Ireland. Other places spelled like Iceland and Ireland.

25. Name three people who will complete this?
Luna already did. Hmm. Probably no one else, they don't share our love of being tagged.

26. Whose answer would you want to read the most?
Tomstumblinthru.

27. What color shirt are you wearing?
Smoky blue.

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
No, I prefer high thread count cotton. I almost typed tread, which would have made that a much different answer.

29. Can you whistle?
Only while sucking air in, isn't that weird?

30. Favorite color(s)?
Blue.

31. Would you be a pirate?
Absofuckinglutely!

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Anything to make my dogs laugh.

33. Favorite girl’s name?
Oddly enough, the same name that Luna picked, but with a different spelling. Madeleine.

34. Favorite boy’s name?
I've always been partial to Ian, though I'm not sure why.

35. What’s in your pocket right now?
$27 and some lint.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Making fun of one of my male friends for being attracted to an admittedly crazy chick (not crazy sexy, but crazy get the lithium).

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Flannel!

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
I've never broken a bone, can you imagine? And yet, I fall down a lot.

39. Do you love where you live?
Right now I do.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
I don't really gravitate toward loud people. Which means...it's probably me.

42. How many dogs do you have?
Two. Wanna see pictures?

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I don't know, but I have a crush on YOU.

44. Who is your favorite president?
Abraham Lincoln.

45. What is your favorite book?
The Robber Bride. Or anything by Madeleine L'Engle.

46. What is your favorite candy?
Mmmm. Toblerone.

47. What is your favorite sports team?
I LOVE minor league baseball. (Remember the hot dogs?)

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Hmm. I'm going to have to do a new playlist just in case. I know Rusted Root's Send Me On My Way will be at the top of the list (chew-tube it).

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
On the couch after falling asleep while watching the Presidential Debate. Just saying that made me yawn.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Shut UP, CNN.